Interdimensional Travel and Ringtone Maintenance

I just had a dream that may have opened my eyes to the mundane side of a Multiverse theory.

In this dream, there was a wonderful party going on at my mother’s house. Everyone was there, family, old friends, heck, even a few YouTube personalities.

Oh yeah, and apparently someone had invented a machine to travel between parallel worlds.

At this point, I would like to share what growing up watching sci-fi shows has done to my expectations of interdimensional travel. Whenever this subject is breached, the implication is that different dimensions are always completely different and sometimes terrible. Things like the world being ruled by Space Nazis, or the film Pixels got a sequel. You know, your usual awful stuff. But sometimes, there are good situations, like poverty and disease are a thing of the past or dogs can talk. The point is that there are usually drastic and immediately noticeable differences.

On a whim, I elected to make use of the machine. After doing so, I decided to go back to the party. Everything and everyone was still there. Nothing was different. No bad, but no good either. Still no flying cars!

I discussed it with a few folks at the party. It was at that point that I think I figured out what was different. To prove a point about the similarities of the two worlds, I pulled out my phone and proceeded to call Elaine (my wife), thereby showing that with the infinite amount of possibilities, I had managed to find a world that was so similar that my speed dials still worked.

That’s when I found the difference:
The sound of the outgoing ring was slightly different.

So there you have it. Interdimensional Travel; equal possibilites of finding a world where bug people rule the Earth by riding atop dinosaur steeds and a world where red m&ms are more pink than red.

I think there might be something wrong with the livestock.

I dunno, just a hunch.

Batman Vs. Spiderman

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A fight between the Caped Crusader and Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman. Who will win? Will Spidey’s quips beat out Batman’s wits? You tell me, folks.

And please, discuss your thoughts.

Place Ya Bets! Place Ya Bets!

So there’s a fantastic show on ScrewAttack.com called DEATH BATTLE where two fellows named Wizard and Boomstick take a fictional characters, study their complete history and then pit them against one another in a fight to the death. They have had such epic battles as:

Luke Skywalker vs Harry Potter

Mario vs Sonic

And even

Goomba vs Koopa Troopa!

I have started this section of the site to hopefully spark some lively debate about upcoming fights and to have a polling system in place to see who you think will win. Keep an eye over here for updates as they happen and bring your thoughts, this could get quite fun.

The Current Bane of my Existence

Gotta tell ya folks, I’ve had a rough week.

“What plagues you, dearest Dylan?” you ask. The simplest answer I can come up with for you, friends, is “Technical Problems”.

I’ll save you the whole story, but let’s just say I have had to do a LOT of very technical work with not a lot of help from the folks I was working with.

However, I can tell you, for a gamer, there is nothing more therapeutic than going home at the end of the day, starting up your latest game and laying waste to each and every challenge that game puts in your way. There’s just something so satisfying about it. It allows you a sense of progress, as feeling of accomplishment when you’ve had nothing but walls put in your path for 4 FREAKIN’ DAYS!!!… Sorry, I flew off the handle there.

I have to say, though, when someone blocks a gamer’s ability to do that because of more “Technical Problems”, that is just about enough to send that gentle soul into a SCREAMING RAGE!!!!!

Just thought I’d let you guys know.

Problems suck.

That is all.